Size Does Matter & Here Is How to Spot A Big One!

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Does size really matter? A question that deserves to be answered. The more important question is can you really tell how big a man's penis is judging by his shoe size? The answer is no, but there is apparently a fool-proof way of finding out whether a man is well-endowed...I mean, aside from reaching down there or using a tape measure.

On the Today Show with Kathy Lee and Hoda they went over popular sex myths. In the way of penis size,  you can be rest assured that a man has a larger-than-average size penis if his ring finger is longer than his index finger. It has to do with how much testosterone he was exposed to in the womb. This stands to reason that you could also look for clues like a full head of hair, a deep voice and other things that indicate they have higher levels of testosterone.

But beware, a big dick does in fact make way for...well, a dick. The more testosterone a man has, the more likely he is to lean towards aggression, or as I like to call it male PMS (preMANstrual syndrome)--you know, that time of the month when men get cranky and bitchy if they don't get their way about something. Or when they're so tired that all they want to do is lay around all day playing video games instead of having sex or taking you out to dinner.

So unfortunately it would seem that we can't have our big penis cake and eat it too. If you want a laid-back, sweet and sensitive man, beware that you might get an average or smaller sized penis with the deal. My suggestion is you find a sensitive man and invest in a good vibrator. Oh I can imagine the spam I'm going to get with this post!